NAME: Gaziel Tokoya OCCUPATION: Desk Jockey for a conglomerate megacorporation SPECIES: Human ZODIAC: Aries LIKES: Mike naked, "Battlebots" DISLIKES: Mike naked and in heat, intense physical pain, his bosses at work (duh) FAV. FOOD: Spicy-Ass Chicken Wings from Sparky's Bar 'n' Grill HOBBIES: Collecting and constructing Mega-Mega Robo Super Fighting Mecha-Ninja Girl articulated action-figure models NOTES: A nice, well-meaning guy (if somewhat dense).
NAME: Michelle Wallace OCCUPATON: Librarian at the local public library SPECIES: Catgirl ZODIAC: Pisces LIKES: Children, the band Kittie, reading DISLIKES: Yarn, potted meat, "Sick Fetish" magazine FAV. FOOD: Anything Italian HOBBIES: Metalcraft NOTES: Continually turns down offers from "Sick Fetish" magazine for her own centerfold.
NAME: Izzaku OCCUPATON: Ruthless space conquistador SPECIES: Gray alien ZODIAC: Leo LIKES: Beer, video games, all forms of Anime DISLIKES: "Survivor," televangelists, bad dubbing FAV. FOOD: Shrimp Lo Mein Burritos from Tacoland HOBBIES: Collecting every single one of the greatest Anime films of all time NOTES: Japanese tentacle hentai ROCKS, man.
NAME: Pixie OCCUPATION: Pixie SPECIES: Pixie ZODIAC: Scorpio LIKES: Pornography, booze, porn, Gaz, porno, porn... porn, too DISLIKES: Percy, not-porn, gnomes FAV. FOOD: Erotic cakes HOBBIES: Drinking booze and viewing pornographic material (the illegal kind, if available) NOTES: Six ounces of concentrated, winged anarchy. Whatever you do, don't call her a "fairy." You've been warned.
NAME: Percival Romanov OCCUPATION: Day Manager at Kinkos SPECIES: Human ZODIAC: Capricorn LIKES: Getting his way, showing superiority over others, cute fuzzy forest creatures DISLIKES: Pixie, being made a fool, icky bugs FAV. FOOD: Blueberry blintzes HOBBIES: Pushing down little kids NOTES: If Percy were an ice cream flavor, he'd be "Pralings and Dick."
NAME: King Trog OCCUPATION: King of the Troglodytes SPECIES: Troglodyte ZODIAC: Leo LIKES: Eating, television, dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you, pie DISLIKES: Pirates, gnomes, laser weasels FAV. FOOD: Tacos HOBBIES: Eating, fending off wave after wave of vicious marauding pirates NOTES: POTATO!
NAME: Desdemona OCCUPATION: Succubus/Homemaker SPECIES: Succubus ZODIAC: Taurus LIKES: Cleaning, flowers, kittens DISLIKES: Dirt FAV. FOOD: Carrots HOBBIES: Cleaning, fingerpainting NOTES: She's just not cut out for the heated, fast-paced and bloody lifestyle of a Succubus.
NAME: Id OCCUPATION: Dark and eternal Lord of Nightmares SPECIES: Dietic entity ZODIAC: All? None? LIKES: Boobies, sandwiches, deep-tissue tentacle massage DISLIKES: The French FAV. FOOD: Warm and quivering virginal flesh HOBBIES: Macrame NOTES: Surprisingly amiable, for a demonic god of fear and torment.
NAME: Belzelga OCCUPATION: Queen of the Succubi SPECIES: Succubus ZODIAC: Aquarius LIKES: Teaching, relaxing with a nice book in an ebon basin of blood DISLIKES: Habitual tardiness, paperwork FAV. FOOD: Triple Chunk chocolate fudge brownies HOBBIES: Torture, mayhem, ritualistic orgies of sex and physical pain NOTES: She's got Belial wrapped around her little pinky finger like a rubber band.
NAME: Belial OCCUPATION: Overlord and Head Supervisor of HEL SPECIES: Demonic presence ZODIAC: None LIKES: Order, power, brutal mutilations, Belzelga DISLIKES: Disorder, his Imps, low property values FAV. FOOD: No digestive system HOBBIES: Collecting stamps, pottery, living sculpture NOTES: Apparently, chicks dig rigamortis.
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