The cast and crew of Kiss the Pan.


NAME: Gaziel Tokoya
OCCUPATION: Desk Jockey for a conglomerate megacorporation
SPECIES: Human
ZODIAC: Aries
LIKES: Mike naked, "Battlebots"
DISLIKES: Mike naked and in heat, intense physical pain, his bosses at work (duh)
FAV. FOOD: Spicy-Ass Chicken Wings from Sparky's Bar 'n' Grill
HOBBIES: Collecting and constructing Mega-Mega Robo Super Fighting Mecha-Ninja Girl articulated action-figure models
NOTES: A nice, well-meaning guy (if somewhat dense).


NAME: Michelle Wallace
OCCUPATON: Librarian at the local public library
SPECIES: Catgirl
ZODIAC: Pisces
LIKES: Children, the band Kittie, reading
DISLIKES: Yarn, potted meat, "Sick Fetish" magazine
FAV. FOOD: Anything Italian
HOBBIES: Metalcraft
NOTES: Continually turns down offers from "Sick Fetish" magazine for her own centerfold.


NAME: Izzaku
OCCUPATON: Ruthless space conquistador
SPECIES: Gray alien
ZODIAC: Leo
LIKES: Beer, video games, all forms of Anime
DISLIKES: "Survivor," televangelists, bad dubbing
FAV. FOOD: Shrimp Lo Mein Burritos from Tacoland
HOBBIES: Collecting every single one of the greatest Anime films of all time
NOTES: Japanese tentacle hentai ROCKS, man.


NAME: Pixie
OCCUPATION: Pixie
SPECIES: Pixie
ZODIAC: Scorpio
LIKES: Pornography, booze, porn, Gaz, porno, porn... porn, too
DISLIKES: Percy, not-porn, gnomes
FAV. FOOD: Erotic cakes
HOBBIES: Drinking booze and viewing pornographic material (the illegal kind, if available)
NOTES: Six ounces of concentrated, winged anarchy. Whatever you do, don't call her a "fairy." You've been warned.


NAME: Percival Romanov
OCCUPATION: Day Manager at Kinkos
SPECIES: Human
ZODIAC: Capricorn
LIKES: Getting his way, showing superiority over others, cute fuzzy forest creatures
DISLIKES: Pixie, being made a fool, icky bugs
FAV. FOOD: Blueberry blintzes
HOBBIES: Pushing down little kids
NOTES: If Percy were an ice cream flavor, he'd be "Pralings and Dick."


NAME: King Trog
OCCUPATION: King of the Troglodytes
SPECIES: Troglodyte
ZODIAC: Leo
LIKES: Eating, television, dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you, pie
DISLIKES: Pirates, gnomes, laser weasels
FAV. FOOD: Tacos
HOBBIES: Eating, fending off wave after wave of vicious marauding pirates
NOTES: POTATO!


NAME: Desdemona
OCCUPATION: Succubus/Homemaker
SPECIES: Succubus
ZODIAC: Taurus
LIKES: Cleaning, flowers, kittens
DISLIKES: Dirt
FAV. FOOD: Carrots
HOBBIES: Cleaning, fingerpainting
NOTES: She's just not cut out for the heated, fast-paced and bloody lifestyle of a Succubus.


NAME: Id
OCCUPATION: Dark and eternal Lord of Nightmares
SPECIES: Dietic entity
ZODIAC: All? None?
LIKES: Boobies, sandwiches, deep-tissue tentacle massage
DISLIKES: The French
FAV. FOOD: Warm and quivering virginal flesh
HOBBIES: Macrame
NOTES: Surprisingly amiable, for a demonic god of fear and torment.


NAME: Belzelga
OCCUPATION: Queen of the Succubi
SPECIES: Succubus
ZODIAC: Aquarius
LIKES: Teaching, relaxing with a nice book in an ebon basin of blood
DISLIKES: Habitual tardiness, paperwork
FAV. FOOD: Triple Chunk chocolate fudge brownies
HOBBIES: Torture, mayhem, ritualistic orgies of sex and physical pain
NOTES: She's got Belial wrapped around her little pinky finger like a rubber band.


NAME: Belial
OCCUPATION: Overlord and Head Supervisor of HEL
SPECIES: Demonic presence
ZODIAC: None
LIKES: Order, power, brutal mutilations, Belzelga
DISLIKES: Disorder, his Imps, low property values
FAV. FOOD: No digestive system
HOBBIES: Collecting stamps, pottery, living sculpture
NOTES: Apparently, chicks dig rigamortis.











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